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Joke of the Day

"The weirdest thing just happened. I had Cancer, then 15 people on Facebook were brave enough to change their statuses, & now I'm cured."

"If women are so equal to men... how come they can't oppress an entire gender?"

"What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip."

"How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta? With a crowbar."

"(Generic title that catches your attention) (Mildly amusing pun)"

"So I think we have pretty much covered what to do if life gives you lemons"

"How can you open a banana? - With a monkey! How can you open a banana? - With a monkey!"

"Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken."

"Why should you never hit people with violins?? Because violins is not the answer..."

"Serial Killer... The police have caught a serial killer with a really bad stammer. They said it'll be a while before he finishes his sentence."