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Joke of the Day
"How can you open a banana? - With a monkey! How can you open a banana? - With a monkey!"
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"If ever you're feeling down, and I can't be there to do it in person, just imagine me awkwardly patting your shoulder & looking at my watch."
"I speak 3 languages. Unfortunately no one else in the world speaks 2 of them."
"Can't believe I've already spent $500 on mayonnaise this year."
"Playing hide and seek in my office building because they can't fire you if they can't find you."
"Why does Harlem have so many trees? Public transportation."
"What did the man say when his boss asked him to deal with some potassium? K."
"cop: ""can you point at which zebra it was"" zebra: ""ha good luck we all look the same"" me: [points at zebra wearing my sunglasses] ""that one"""
"im dating: britney spears rn"
"My wife kicked me in the balls today... She always goes for the low-hanging fruit."