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Joke of the Day

"Serial Killer... The police have caught a serial killer with a really bad stammer. They said it'll be a while before he finishes his sentence."

"How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !"

"Ancestry.com will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from."

"Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound."

"Does anyone have any good Tokyo Ghoul puns? I would love if someone would comment some Tokyo Ghoul jokes/puns! Or Attack on Titan... Thx!"

"If I could have dinner with anybody, living or dead, I'd have pizza."

"As I looked at myself naked in the mirror I thought to myself... I'm going to get kicked out of Ikea in a minute."

"Anyone who shows up late to work, wearing shades and clutching a Gatorade is about to tell a lie."

"What happened before the Big Bang? The Big Foreplay."

"Dad, are ghosts real? Dad: No son, of course not Son: The nanny said they are Dad: Okay, pack your stuff... We don't have a nanny"