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Joke of the Day

"With Christmas just around the corner, what's your favourite christmas themed joke?"

"Why was 1 all salty? Someone told him it was 2's day."

"Hey girl are you soy sauce because you always ""no MSG"" me back"

"The main reason Santa is so jovial is cuz he knows where all the bad girls live."

"How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart? Because she already has 315 degrees."

"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was."

"Another casualty of 2016... Ronda Rousey's MMA career"

"Meteorologist - Be horrible at you job and no one really cares. Pizza Delivery Driver - Be five minutes late and people lose their minds!"

"Folks ask me why I still miss my wife after forty years. Well, I'm human and that bitch is still pretty quick on her feet."

"Some guys are afraid to finish when fapping... Not me, though. I ain't afraid of nuttin!"