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Joke of the Day
"Why was 1 all salty? Someone told him it was 2's day."
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"""Why I watch porn backwards"" -friend doing comedy, please enjoy Reddit!"
"How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit? They'll tell you."
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"My X made the worst coffee. I thought it was grounds for divorce."
"Bill gates teaching a kindergarten class ""Let's count"" says Gates The children start counting as he told them to. 1,2,3.x,95,98,2000,ME,XP,7,8,8.1,9,10, 10 anniversary edition"
"A friend told me this one... Why did the cyclops close his school? Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends"
"What does an academic call masturbation? His seminal work."