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Joke of the Day

"Meteorologist - Be horrible at you job and no one really cares. Pizza Delivery Driver - Be five minutes late and people lose their minds!"

"I've been having a bad feeling lately.. I think one of my dads might be gay."

"One ply toilet paper. Get in touch with your inner self."

"Mystery In an ironic twist, Oscar Pistorious has investigators stumped."

"Did you ever wonder what happen to the ""Dude you're getting a dell"" guy Apparently he works at target now trying to get people to buy Adele's cd."

"The ocean is full of sharks, jellyfish, man-eating octopus, and nightmare whales, but make sure you wait a half-hour after eating to go in."

"Roger Federer asked what the large silver dish was for. ""Seconds"", they replied."

"An all inclusive guide for lurkers: How to reach the front page. Details inside."

"Betsy the cow applied to leather crafting college early decision. Unfortunately she was defurred."

"To whoever stole my thesaurus... To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person."