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Joke of the Day
"Some guys are afraid to finish when fapping... Not me, though. I ain't afraid of nuttin!"
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"Mehh ~Goat, sighing.."
"The more I think about it the more I fucking HATE Rutherford B. Hayes!"
"Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down."
"Nothing creepier than a grown man drinking a glass of milk."
"To the guy who named cotton candy: Yes! It looks just like it sounds. To the guy who named Milk Duds: What the hell is wrong with you?"
"What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch? -rated movies"
"""Sure it's a dental PRACTICE, but dont fret, I know what I'm doing. Open wide."" *opens wide* ""Ok which ones are the teeths? Where are teeth"""
"I forgot my baby was in the backseat of my car and I accidentally threw my case of beer on him He was ok though. It was light beer."
"My wife complains that I never open the car door for her, but when I do she's all, ""Stop it, you're driving too fast! We're on a bridge!"""