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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an overweight Mexican? A MAXican"
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"I had a scary moment when..... I had a scary moment when I was opening my new expensive furniture with a stanley knife. I damn near slit my shelf"
"What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich? A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide"
"In spite of what you might have heard, some pretty magical things happen behind dirty dumpsters in shady alleys."
"How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage ya wanna?"
"What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle."
"Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming."
"Two muffins are sitting in the oven. When one muffin leans over to the other and says, ""boy it sure it's hot in here."" To which the other muffin responds, ""holy shit a talking muffin!"""
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender! Badum dum tiss"
"How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear."