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Joke of the Day

"What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination? Too soon?"

"HR: Can you explain this?? Me: I thought it was CORNhub, with recipes on how to make delicious corn and corn related dishes"

"I'm ""friends with beneficiaries"" years old."

"What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole? He was making a long-distance caw."

"I think the only girl I know that hasn't said ""you're like a brother to me"" is my sister."

"I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. Because then I would know she is capable of making decisions she will regret in the future."

"What do you call paying for services with a blowjob? A package deal."

"What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason."

"My girlfriend said a small penis was okay. But I still wish she didn't have one."

"A soldier gets his entire left half of him blown off by a landmine He's alright now though."