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Joke of the Day

"What does an egg say when it's drunk? Omelette"

"So, there's a chicken and a frog in a library... The chicken shouts: ""Bok!"" The frog replies: ""Reddit!"""

"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet."

"What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl? Ebowla."

"NPR is reporting terrorists are using twitter. I call bullshit. After logging on, most of us aren't motivated enough to get dressed"

"Big Ben walks up to the club like... ...what up? I got a big clock."

"I get home late, dead tired, & see my name in big, bloody letters on the bedroom wall - & I'm like, nope, I will deal w/ THIS in the morning"

"I plan to retire at 30. The used tire business is just calling my name."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands!"

"A man started a business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. ""It's going well,"" he said. ""Prophets are going through the roof."""