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Joke of the Day
"What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl? Ebowla."
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"What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team? Alley-oop Akbar"
"What's beef jerky? Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's."
"Why are poodles suspicious of strangers? Because they're afraid of running into a poodaphile."
"My corner store failed because most people want more than just the corners of stuff."
"According to the manual, I can have an extra ten Weight Watchers Points if I start breast feeding."
"The name of a cow trying to be a Knight... Sir Loin."
"I'm not really a social drinker. I'd say most of my drinking is work related."
"What's it called when a 12 year old African boy that's crying? A mid-life crisis"
"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe."