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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel."

"What's the best time to go to the dentist? At toothhurty."

"What's the best thing about being a female mime? There's no glass ceiling"

"Twitter: something to read when people are talking to you."

"What's the difference between young girls and photographs? After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop."

"Why are there no walmarts in Syria Because there's a target on every corner"

"A blind man walks into a bar..."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street? His mother wouldn'twake him until 3."

"Timmy walks in on his mother getting dressed... Now you're thinking of the time you saw your mothers breasts."

"Donald Tump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a Island, who do thy save first? America"