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Joke of the Day
"You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk."
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"My innocent look never works in the nude."
"What do you call lonely cheese? Prov-alone"
"What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together? Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann"
"Have you heard the joke that they don't tell assholes? Oh, no? Nevermind then."
"Farted on my wallet... Now I have gas money."
"I bet you'll watch the cell phone camera footage of this concert for years & remember the fun you had holding up a cell phone at a concert."
"Two cashews walk into a bar... The Bartender says ""How about a glass of our most expensive wine?"" The Cashews reply, ""Do you think we're Nuts?!"""
"Guess drunk? I'm what!"
"Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes? 'Cause all their pants are half-off"