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Joke of the Day

"What do Hutterites do on Halloween? Pump-kin"

"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"

"Why did the condom leave so quickly? Because it got pissed off."

"Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!"

"Why was Jesus so ripped? because he did crossfit..."

"The pirate mechanic repaired my sex-bot. Thar, she blows."

"Did you know i DJ? Yeah, but I only do it every unce in a while."

"What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie? FROZE-- oh, nevermind."

"Just blocked all users from Central & South America. I doubt this ""Zika"" virus can spread thru social media but why take the risk?"

"I found a lamp in a back alley When I rubbed it the genie said 'You may have a long memory, or a long penis' I forget my response"