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Joke of the Day
"I changed my iPod's name to ""The Titanic"". It's synching."
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"I got a tattoo of a gong Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal"
"Hi. My name is Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10"
"For all the single ladies out there, here is my number: 4/10"
"Stop making fun of the black people in my family tree! They're still hanging there"
"Jesus told John Come forth and receive eternal life. But poor John came in fifth and received a toaster."
"Sometimes, just to annoy my Therapist, I'll ask him; ""so how does my lack of progress make you feel?"""
"What do you call the people that Trump didn't pick to be in his cabinet? Qualified."
"6: Mommy where are you putting your cameltoe this year? Me: 6: I like it Me: It's mistletoe son"
"Ever since those 2 weeks in 2008 when no one noticed I was missing, I won't go into a corn maze without a machete."