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Joke of the Day

"It would be hard work being a deep-sea diver they're under a lot of pressure."

"Broke my good sunglasses... But instead of buying new ones, I'm just gonna put Trump pictures where the lenses used to be. He seems to be far more polarizing than my Costas ever were."

"Donald Trump walks into a Mexican Bar."

"Just got an email from dominoes said ""easy and delicious"" they sure know how to talk to a single guy!"

"*shows up at your work* ""Hi, it's me. From the internet."""

"A child's purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals."

"A woman at Wal-mart said she was better than me. I told her to get off her high scooter."

"The rodents in my home are so damn big, they step in the glue traps and wear them like flip-flops around the house."

"How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars!"

"How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb? Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw"