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Joke of the Day
"What does a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal"
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"Confusing prank: Obtain a grizzly bear, name it Love then call 911 and say that Love is tearing you apart"
"A man decides to go to the zoo There was only a dog there. It was a shih tzu."
"How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier? The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!"
"What's the difference between Americans and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture"
"2017 whatsapp notification: Linda read your message and texted Morissa and they decided to go to McDonalds without you"
"Ho Ho Ho Do you know; There is a dyslexic devil cult who worship Santa??"
"Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink."
"What kind of birds do girls like? My-cawk!"
"Vincent van Gogh called... He wants his ear back... so that he can hear you on the telephone."