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Joke of the Day

"2017 whatsapp notification: Linda read your message and texted Morissa and they decided to go to McDonalds without you"

"My dicks like Tinkerbell if you believe hard enough it comes right back up."

"dont call my cell phone unless i know you and really even if i know you dont call my cell phone"

"Cigarettes are just like hamsters. They're perfectly harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."

"One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit."

"Father, i want a bicycle... Why you need that? You already have a wheelchair."

"I used to have a part time job helping a one-armed typist write capital letters It was shift work."

"My girlfriend said she wanted to experiment a bit in the bedroom we synthesised a new protein chain"

"What's the odd one out? What's the difference between your meat, you wife, an egg and a blowjob? You can beat your meat, your wife and an egg, but you can't beat a blowjob!"

"Bill Cosby's business card... Sorry I missed you, I was in while you were out."