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Joke of the Day
"A man decides to go to the zoo There was only a dog there. It was a shih tzu."
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"Apparently googling ""how to get suspended with pay"" from my work computer is frowned on by my employer."
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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles."
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