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Joke of the Day

"What kind of birds do girls like? My-cawk!"

"If everyone walked around with their orgasm face, no one would ever get laid."

"What do you call a Muslim cowboy? Dirty hairy."

"I'm good at self deprecation, But I used to be better."

"Rationally, I now understand that my parents were always Santa, but I still don't get how they made it to all those houses in one night."

"My new computer is so fast that I told them to deliver it next Monday and it's here already."

"I wait til the mailman comes to send all my emails in front of him while keeping eye contact and whispering ""Your end is nigh, letter boy."""

"I was interviewed today by a Far East Sultan to be a eunuch. He needs a eunuch to guard his harem of 365 women. What an ideal career!! Sadly, The Sultan told me I wasn't cut out for the job."

"What is the opposite of Imagination? I have no idea."

"My wife and I are doing role reversal to spice up our sex life... She's going to be the aggressor, and I'm going to lay there like a corpse."