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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters."

"What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes? Crepetomaniac"

"Good news: I recently discovered I was interested in Necrophilia. Bad news: I'm a submissive bottom."

"Why does everyone hate their elder brother?"

"Why does 0=1 COS(0)=1"

"Two cows are standing next to each other in a field . . . one says "" I was artificially inseminated this morning"" ""I don't believe you."" Said the other ""It's true . no bull. """

"What Do You Call A Jewish Dilemma? Free Ham"

"Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!"

"[at a farm] Dairy cow: Oooh that tickles Sheep: Look I got a new ""hairdo"" Chicken: Cool I didn't want to know any of my children anyway"

"two guys walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducks"