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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes? Crepetomaniac"
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"What does a door and a jar have in common? They both are ajar."
"What do you call a rapper who can only jerk off when he has like a TON of lube? Wetty Fap"
"[driving 2 school] *looks back,sees toothbrushes in child carseats WAIT! IF YOU'RE HERE THEN... [cut to kids at home, covered in toothpaste]"
"I was woken on the plane by a panicky stewardess That's how i lost my job as a pilot."
"Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn't contain?"
"What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla? my zipper!"
"Tell me more about how you don't have to work out often because you get too strong too fast. Man what a predicament"
"Have you ever tasted traditional Ethiopian food? Neither have they. I'll show myself out."
"Friend apologizes for mess. Friend has immaculate house. Open her closet. Out comes 78 books, a piano and a gentleman squirrel in a top hat."