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Joke of the Day

"[at a farm] Dairy cow: Oooh that tickles Sheep: Look I got a new ""hairdo"" Chicken: Cool I didn't want to know any of my children anyway"

"What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A good days hunting."

"Why did the toast drop his ice-cream? He had butterfingers!"

"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is basically Saw, but with desserts."

"My teacher told me to turn in my essay, But I ain't no snitch"

"Once Chuck Noris .... Once Chuck Noris had sex in a pick up truck ... today the truck is known as Optimus Prime."

"Waiter: Do you have any questions about the menu? Me: Did you laminate these yourself?"

"I got 99 problems and being attractive could solve at least 30 of them."

"Parallel Lines have so much in common It's a shame that they'll never meet"

"What's for dinner? -A question asked by children who have no intention of eating the answer."