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Joke of the Day

"two guys walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducks"

"If you can go to the gym without telling people on the Internet, you are instantly hired by the CIA."

"Thanks for the 27 hashtags describing your pic otherwise I would have never known it's a hamburger"

"Do you fall for 'click bait'? Yes."

"Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!"

"Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay."

"Unemployment rate went down to historic lows I think I might switch my major to art -No one ever"

"what is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs..."

"How do dogs own cats? bitches have pussies"

"Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign? Sad terrorist"