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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!"
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"Every time I pour a round of drinks, it goes all over the place. I think I need glasses."
"What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP, BANG BANG, CLOP CLOP CLOP? An Amish drive-by shooting"
"""I'm not that kind of girl."" ~That kind of girl"
"Titties and explosions. Plot line optional. #HollywoodPostItNote"
"I like my violence how I like my beer... Domestic."
"A Wife's Headache A man walks into his bedroom, where is wife is reading. ""Honey, I brought you some aspirin for your headache."" ""I don't have a headache."" ""Gotcha!"""
"What is the first thing a cannibal does after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his ass."
"Four Polish men die in a car accident Two in the actual crash and two more in the reenactment."
"What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ? A triangle has three points"