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Joke of the Day

"Our perfume store is finally going out of business... I guess it just makes scents.Nobody nose about us."

"Where can you buy freshly cut meats and cheeses while a British woman sings to you Adele-i"

"If there's one good thing about the election of Trump, it's the greatly lowered odds of being attacked by Russia. After all, they're not going to key their own car."

"I just changed the clock in my car to show the actual time here comes the good life"

"Tried to type hustlin', iPhone corrected to hustling'. I don't need to see the casing to know that I've got the white iPhone."

"I saw a woman crying on a park bench so I sat down and hugged her and whispered ""please stop stealing my spotlight"""

"How are redditors and nazis similar? They both love gold trains."

"Friend: You're going to be an usher at our wedding. Is that okay? Me: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah."

"When meeting someone, I walk calmly and slowly toward them while something explodes behind me, because first impressions are important."

"Actually, Kara, love is an illusion created by chemical reactions. The most powerful force in the world is the invisible hand of the market."