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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine from Europe told me this beer joke What's the difference between American beer and sex in a canoe? Nothing. They're both fucking close to water."

"What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common? They both have problems with delivery."

"Well they were right. If you shave around it it looks bigger Damn nose.."

"Awesome watch I got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof. I lost it."

"Did you hear about Jared Fogle? He likes to eat a little *too* fresh."

"Wanna hear a knock knock joke? Two men walk into a bar. (credit to my friend who has no Reddit account)"

"Why did Moses vote for Al Gore? Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years."

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"Hey hot single dads; I wanna call you daddy too."

"What do you call a white Arab prince? A milk sheikh"