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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Jewish people view pornography?? Because watching people porkin' just ain't Kosher! Wakakakaka"

"Start presentation with joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."

"Do your Dads know your straight? I am not homophobic, this is for all the 11 year olds on reddit."

"Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried? He was always fretting over something or other..."

"How do rhinos like their eggs? Poached."

"Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown... However Abu Dhabi do."

"It's like my pastor always says, ""Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"""

"TIFU in the shower Although I still think Up is a strange name for a dog..."

"Batman Begins Twerking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"

"I think ""Don't Kid Yourself"" would be a great brand name for birth control pills."