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Joke of the Day
"It's like my pastor always says, ""Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"""
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"My wife said to me ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"" I answered ""Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."""
"Piers Morgan has taken a very strong stance against guns, and who can blame him? If you had a gun, you'd shoot him too."
"Chuck Norris makes onions cry when he cuts them up."
"According to my family tree I'm the sap."
"What idiot called it kitchen worktop manufacture and not counter productive."
"How can you tell when a vampire is sick? By his coffin!"
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"How did Hitler originally get into power? ""Let's make Germany great again"""
"Me getting kicked out of my feminist group was all just a big misterunderstanding."