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Joke of the Day

"I think ""Don't Kid Yourself"" would be a great brand name for birth control pills."

"If I ever kill someone I'm dumping the body in a cemetery. Police will find it and be like ""oh yeah this makes sense."""

"eating dinner with a gun in both of my hands is challenging but i realized i can just shoot the food and catch the splatter in my mouth"

"Would you like to try some binary cake? Sure, I'll have a little bit."

"What do you call a Shock Jock that goes clean? Showered Stern. I'll see myself out."

"If Han Solo were Mexican... We'd have Juan Solo"

"(alternate) My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house To kill the hallucinations I said She laughed. I laughed The toaster laughed I shot the dog"

"What do you call five blondes in a pool? Air bubbles."

"I Googled ""James Earl Jones"" to see whether or not he's alive and the Wikipedia link was purple from the other times I've done this."

"Do these Daisy Dukes make my trash look White?"