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Joke of the Day
"Origin of Dad Jokes What and when was the very first dad joke?"
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"What do you call a depressed dog eating honeydew ? A meloncollie"
"Question: What river separates China and India? Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)"
"Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other ""Hey man, wanna get shit-faced?"""
"Me: It's late. I guess I'll go to bed. -My brain, who up until now has always been the logical one ""Let's put up a tent in the living room"""
"What do you call a gay vegetarian? A vegetarian."
"Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone."
"What's the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick."
"I deliver jokes the same way UPS delivers packages... ...mangled and missing the most important parts."
"What do you call a burning white guy? A firecracker"