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Joke of the Day

"Start presentation with joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."

"My girlfriend told me she likes vaginal sex more than anal sex because it's a lot cleaner No shit"

"Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team."

"How did alexander find out his wife was a slut? when she got the whores throat."

"Why did the ox fall down the hill? It was an oxident."

"Kid's are afraid to take this nap. Kidnap."

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"

"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breath through something so small?"""

"What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? NACHO CHEESE!"