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Joke of the Day

"How did girls text before emojis? Hey I can't wait to see you tonight! PARTY HAT MARTINI GLASS NOISEMAKER BEER MUG CAT DOG SUNGLASSES POOP"

"John: Yesterday... Paul: All my troubles seemed so far away George: But now it looks... Ringo: Waterslides hurt if they aren't wet enough"

"Patient: Doc, my stomach is killing me. DR DOG: *scratches chin* Have you tried eating grass?"

"An Angel came to Mary ""She will give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel. "" To which Mary replied, ""Yikes... I kinda already picked out Jesus"""

"Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt: ""If you can read this, my bitch fell off."""

"Muslim children... The blow up so fast"

"What does a horny assassin do? Netflix and Kill."

"Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus."

"What kind of doctors do elephants become? Pachydermatologists"

"Still hope to be part of a wordless briefcase exchange someday."