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Joke of the Day

"Muslim children... The blow up so fast"

"I kinda want one of those priest collar thingys. If it gets me through airport security fast AND keeps kids away from me. I'm in."

"Why did the black child cross the road? To get to the other side"

"I spent ages trying to cross a busy road. Some passer-by said, ""There's a zebra crossing fifty yards up the road."" I thought, ""I hope he's having better luck than me."""

"I met up with my internet friend yesterday. We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls."

"How does Donald Trump plan to expel all Muslims from the county? Legalize Uber."

"What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool? A broad abroad on a board aboard."

"Hair Dresser: You could get extensions to add length. Me: You could stop cutting."

"Why did the two suicide bombers blow themselves up on the same room? So they could be splatmates."

"Indoor trash bin that keeps getting taller until someone finally decides to take it out."