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Joke of the Day
"What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."
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"""What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket, Officer?"" ""Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."""
"Why cant you trust stairs? they are always up to something..."
"I just had a brush with Death Is it weird to name your toothbrush?"
"Nothing intrigues me more than wondering who inspired the DO NOT DRINK stickers on the back of cement trucks."
"Did you hear about that mexican murdering train driver? He had locomotives."
"Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block."
"What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaains"
"Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell died yesterday. Purses are being held at half-mast."
"Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."