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Joke of the Day
"Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell died yesterday. Purses are being held at half-mast."
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"If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. I can't stand the sound of clapping."
"My friend from Hollywood always told me, ""Shoot for the stars."" He was an assassin."
"APOLLO: I'll be god of the sun HERMES: OK I'll take light- A: I'm also light ARTEMIS: I'll take music A: No I'm also music. That's me too"
"such a hipster... they were into Adele before she got big."
"There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird."
"honk if it's easier 2 love strangers than the ppl closest 2 u"
"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never get to meet."
"What do you call a muslim body builder? A protein sheikh"
"Time travelers never have a good excuse for being late."