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Joke of the Day
"Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell died yesterday. Purses are being held at half-mast."
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"My keys always end up in the pocket opposite of my free hand."
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth."
"Sometimes I'm playing a dangerous game like Halo & people ask if I get scared but honestly no, your training just takes over"
"My wife was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder... And, just my luck, not one of them likes sucking cock."
"Dear YouTube: Please just assume that I'd like to ""skip ad"". You don't need to ask anymore."
"What's the difference between having a son and having a daughter? If you have a son, there's only one penis you have to worry about."
"What do you call a Mexican child? A paragraph, because he isn't yet an ese."
"Open books don't get judged by their covers."
"Just came across a very strange porn site....took me ages to clean it off my screen"