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Joke of the Day

"Nothing intrigues me more than wondering who inspired the DO NOT DRINK stickers on the back of cement trucks."

"To girls suffering from a case of too many friend requests: Here is a free tip Put some clothes on and post your real pictures without Photoshop or makeup. Problem solved!"

"Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? [removed]"

"What is your best orphan/dark joke? This will hopefully be sfw but my have strong words."

"Did you head about the rabbi who only drank lemonade? He's an acidic Jew...."

"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee."

"This subreddit"

"Every thousand years the long rain comes... And with it come the wet walkers..."

"I carry a bar of soap in my pocket so when someone tries to talk to me I can pull it out and say someone is paging me and leave."