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Joke of the Day

"Nothing intrigues me more than wondering who inspired the DO NOT DRINK stickers on the back of cement trucks."

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Remember an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings."

"I walked past a field of cows at 3 AM and saw that they were all wide awake. I said, ""Surely it's pasture bedtime?"""

"[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] ""Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."""

"Wanna go out with me? Make an awkward face for yes. Name the entire periodic table for no."

"Silver and Lead are sitting in a bar when Gold walks in ... Silver yells ""AU get outta here"""

"Where do beers go to pick up girls? Ho Gardens"

"I'm pretty sure Robin Hood was black and he was just robbin the hood."

"A Hydrogen atom suddenly exclaimed: ""I think I just lost my electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Asked its friend, ""Yes"" replied the first, ""I'm positive."""