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Joke of the Day

"Insulting Bakers is Good Fun You can really get a rise out of them."

"Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence."

"Got into an argument with a cripple and won. He didn't have a leg to stand on."

"The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered... ...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee."

"When is paint free? When it's on the house."

"""Oh man, you've got stretched lobes and piercings? I've got stretched lobes and piercings, too!"" ""Sweet! We should hang out!"" - Ear buds"

"Student: Could I be trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework."

"Why is it awful to be an egg? You only get laid once, it takes three minutes to get hard, and you come in a box with eleven others."

"My mum fancies my best friend Luckily that's my dad. (2015 Early Father's Day Jokes Co. , you're welcome)"

"What kind of bear dissolves in water? A polar bear."