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Joke of the Day
"I just had a brush with Death Is it weird to name your toothbrush?"
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"Doctor: i'd like you to step on the scale. Me: You first, pal."
"The best way to return any clothing left at your place is to do a drive-by with a t-shirt gun on her wedding day."
"How to get a job without experience ? Just run for office!"
"Girlfriend: ""babe it's hot I need a fan"" [Boyfriend starts taking pictures with her and BEGGING for autographs]"
"What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast? Comatoast!"
"So I saw a black man out on the street carrying a TV and thought, ""Hey, that looks just like mine.."", But then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes."
"What did the peanut say to his wife before he left? I'll be back in a jiffy"
"Why do scholars use big words? To avoid circumlocution."
"excuse me, waitress? ""I'm not a waitress"" Oh, what are you then ""Well, I'm a..*turns to other burger king employee* what the hell are we?"""