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Joke of the Day
"I just had a brush with Death Is it weird to name your toothbrush?"
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"Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark? Professional courtesy."
"Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."
"How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !"
"Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture."
"I think that this entire Jared thing will just end up resulting in a teeny jail sentence."
"I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support its given me over the years."
"TIFU By forgetting my wife was allergic to seafood when I got her supper from Subway Woops, wrong Sub."
"A guy walks up to his friend and says... ""What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?"" His friend says ""I don't know"" The guy says, ""Nothing, you already told her twice."""
"Statistically speaking, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang rape."