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Joke of the Day

"Mom: Sorry, I won't be able to come in today. My son's got stuck in the washing machine. Boss: Aw okay. Poor thing, how old is he? Mom: 27"

"I was going to use the new machine in the gym But I found out it only sold protein bars"

"Girl, are you a glass of water because I think you're about to throw yourself at me."

"What was the name of King Arthur's fattest knight? Sir Cumference. (He ate too much pi)"

"Do you know the one step to avoiding clickbait? Obviously not. gg y'all, inbox = rekt"

"What is the difference between chicken and blondes ? The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting ."

"Harassment Teacher: Frame a sentence using the word 'Harassment'. . . . Johnny: I was in love with a girl and Her Ass Meant a lot to me......."

"How are condoms like cameras? They capture your special moments."

"I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred... The top answer was: ""How in the hell did you get in here?"""

"Want to read my favorite dirty Jewish word? splurge"