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Joke of the Day

"I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred... The top answer was: ""How in the hell did you get in here?"""

"I wanted to get a second dog to keep my dog company. I asked my dog if he wanted me to bring him a male dog or a female dog. He replied... ""Bitch, please""."

"Love is never having to say you're sorry. Marriage is saying sorry especially when you're not."

"I have sex with my girlfriend and her twin. How do I tell them apart? Her brother has a moustache."

"We found out today how many people it takes to hold me down for a flu shot."

"I love milk... It's got lots of cowcium."

"""I just love a girl in uniform"" Appropriate on the battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard."

"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Girls Without a penis"

"I've already had 3 people ask if I have enough wine to last me through the hurricane. Beginning to think I may have a reputation."

"A Funny Joke My Life..."