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Joke of the Day

"I was going to use the new machine in the gym But I found out it only sold protein bars"

"I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone."

"What do my relationships and fat people have in common? They never work out."

"The HARDEST part about being a teenager? Probably having to sigh a second time when the first was too quiet."

"Wanna hear a racist joke? Donald Trump"

"Someone stole all the toilets from Scotland Yard Police have nothing to go on."

"It's raining in Italy That's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop."

"What's green and smells like pig shit? Kermit's finger."

"What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor? A Manila Folder."

"I knew a bar where a bunch of OBGYN's would frequent. Their favorite night to go was Wednesday because it was Cervix Industry Night."