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Joke of the Day
"I created a new word today. Plagiarism."
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"What's a cops favorite TV show? Justified"
"What did the mexican do when he lost his car in the parking lot? He pressed hispanic button"
"What do you call a gang of Country musicians jamming the shit out of some good ol' music? A twang-bang"
"What do liberals and homeless people have in common? They are always asking for change."
"I recently became friends with someone from Central Europe We met at a Chess tournament and I've never once beaten him in a game. He's my Czech mate"
"SHOW ME A PHOTO OF YOUR INFANT I WILL SHOW YOU 20 OF MY CAT"
"You know you're an Alcoholic when you can't even say the word ""sober"" without making air quotes"
"What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser? Resisting a rest."