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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser? Resisting a rest."
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"Inspired by T.G.I. Fridays, I opened a restaurant called C.L.I. Tuesdays. No one could find it."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"
"Hey couples on Facebook that share an account, so which one of you got caught having an affair?"
"How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis? You tell me."
"There's a couple sitting next to each other Wife: I will make you the happiest person on earth Husband: I will miss you"
"The first rule of Alzheimer's club, Is don't talk about Chess club."
"Carrot raisin salad. When you want to eat something horrible, 3 times."
"Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet."
"whenevre macklemore says ""im gonna pop some tags"" i jus pictur him sittimg in his basement, silently taggimg himself in photos on facebook"