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Joke of the Day
"SHOW ME A PHOTO OF YOUR INFANT I WILL SHOW YOU 20 OF MY CAT"
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"[trapped under avalanche of Tupperware that fell on me from kitchen cabinet] *updates social media with selfie* Bring food, No weirdos."
"What is the premier dish in Israeli-Japanese cuisine? Jewshi"
"Good News: Got rid of the skunk smell on the cat using hydrogen peroxide, dishsoap & baking soda Bad News: the cat now looks like Billy Idol"
"Ordered a honey bee kit off Amazon. Can't wait to tell my co-workers all the benefits of honey that I Googled right before telling them."
"Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger."
"What does someone do after they eat too much bacon? They go hog wild"
"*hears a sound* haha lol wat if its a ghost *5 hours later* wwhat if it was a ghost"
"Women having sex with me ...HA"
"What do you call a pen without style? Stylus."