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Joke of the Day
"What's a cops favorite TV show? Justified"
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"Relationship status I just caught myself stroking my gear shifter in traffic."
"What is the difference between pick and choose? To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet."
"Dad: ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating you're gonna go blind."" Son: ""I'm over here Dad."""
"Someone stole all the toilets from my local police station The cops have nothing to go on."
"A termite walked into a bar and asked, ""Is the bartender here?"""
"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise"
"The only thing keeping me from cutting eye holes in a newspaper to spy on people in the coffee shop is my constant lack of scissors."
"I've always stood up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat."
"Whats the great way to lose some pounds? Leave the EU."