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Joke of the Day
"Evening commute One inch of snow will do this to you in DC"
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"The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.."
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"Going to McDonald's is like going to the strip club... At first you're pumped and excited on the idea then you leave feeling dirty and ashamed."
"Why is it called ""the circle of life""? Because it's pointless."
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"Why was hitler's suicide such a suprise? Because we did nazi it coming"
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"Million dollar idea: Dating website for leopards called Connect the Dots"
"My son feels about broccoli the way I feel about having to make a phone call."