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Joke of the Day
"Evening commute One inch of snow will do this to you in DC"
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"If my wife were a car, she'd be a Ferrari. I paid through the nose for it but only take it out for a spin maybe once a month. ... Also, I wish I had a Ferrari."
"'I know a black person' - White people"
"Only one more sleep to go before I lose my job as a night security guard."
"Why doesn't Sherlock Holmes pay any income tax? Because he makes so many brilliant deductions."
"Whats a similarity between dogs and teenagers The girls are all bitches"
"What do you call the slums in Paris? The baghetto"
"Hey, have you heard this new joke? You just reddit."
"I love people I can get weird with."
"What does a pimp and a redneck have on common? They both like to throw a ho-down."