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Joke of the Day
"I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets."
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"I put a tiny bow tie on a ladybug so you could tell he was a male. It looks adorable except for he's dead now."
"Cancer cures smoking."
"Q: Why do owners of muffler shops sleep so good at night? A: They're exhausted."
"How can you tell your roommate is gay? You can taste shit on his dick."
"TIL You can stimulate your prostate outside just get out there and do it."
"Once Prince dies there will be some freaky shit that comes out like he ate only butterflies or bathed in babies or something. Mark.My.Words."
"I once farted in an Apple Store... I once farted in an Apple Store. They got mad at me and I said it's your fault, you don't have windows"
"Has anyone else noticed that the symbol ""&"" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?"
"No thanks, alcohol free mouthwash, my life is depressing enough."