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Joke of the Day
"Has anyone else noticed that the symbol ""&"" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?"
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"What do you call... Nuts on a wall? - walnuts Nuts on a chest? - chestnuts Nuts on your chin? - a dick in your mouth!"
"So what do you pack for the end of the world? I'm thinking lots of toilet paper, oh and guns to protect my toilet paper."
"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."
"Red Bull gives you wings... Unless you're a unicorn. If you're a unicorn Red Bull gives you fins. .... Please tell me at least *someone* got that obscure punchline."
"What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes? A tribal tattoo makes you laugh."
"Necrophiliacs love going out on expiration dates."
"What do you call a condom full of money? Johnny Cash."
"Do you believe in abortion? Girl: Dad, do you believe in abortion? Father: Ask your sister. Girl: I don't have a sister... Father: Exactly."
"Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons."