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Joke of the Day

"TIL You can stimulate your prostate outside just get out there and do it."

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? ...because they're ugly and they smell bad!"

"Women hate to be stereotyped. .. They're all like that."

"How amphetamine addiction is called? Need for Speed."

"I remember when my mother would tuck me in She really wanted a daughter (taken from a front page meme)"

"'Ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - Putin"

"An old man goes to the doctor... Man: Doc, my belly is so fat I can't see my penis at all! Doctor: Have you tried to diet? Man: Why? What color is it now?"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs."

"What did Jesus say at the last supper? You guys wanna take a picture? Ok come over to this side of the table."

"The problem with ""We, the People"" is mostly you, the people."